2008 No.1 journal

Joke!!
For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

(1) It's a short joke I found on the funnyjokes .com. I consider it's a real funny one. It's a joke talks about that no metter what you eat or drink won't do anything to your body! The real thing that kill you is English! Ha Ha Ha~

(2)new words to me:1.nutrition 2. conflicting 3.excessive 4.
useful words: 1. medical 2. fewer 3. sausage 4.conclusion 5. appartently

(3)I chose this joke to be my journal it's because I am one of those English lovers, so this joke really gave me a big laught!!After reading this joke, it made me think about the experiences I've had these 10 years.Time flies~~
I've learned English for almost 10 years!! I can't say that I'm already good at it, but I really put a lot effort on it! And to start to learn something from zero till now, I think it's like a worthwhile journal to me!!Now I'm still learning. And even the joke says that speaking English will KILL you, but I consider it's not a killer but a very good and useful medicine toward our life!!